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sageoflogic:

longdeadstar:

Sex for a Jedi must be very easy. Even if it sucks they could just go, “you liked having sex with me, you are very satisfied and will tell all your friends about how great I am in bed and at life in general.”

And if they get clingy afterwards:“Jedi do not form attachments”
BAM. DONE. 

sageoflogic:

longdeadstar:

Sex for a Jedi must be very easy. Even if it sucks they could just go, “you liked having sex with me, you are very satisfied and will tell all your friends about how great I am in bed and at life in general.”

And if they get clingy afterwards:
“Jedi do not form attachments”

BAM. DONE. 

(Source: thegingersnapp, via salishere)

— 2 months ago with 186 notes
#Ewan McGregor  #star wars  #gif 

taylorisweird:

drunkonstevphen:

Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities that you did.”

Rick Santorum is a fucking idiot.

(via thefucksidontgive)

— 3 months ago with 36912 notes
#stephen colbert  #santorum  #gif  #quote